1. Look in the mirror after you shower, no makeup, no hairstyle
2. Think: Am I beautiful?
4. Blink
5. Look again: You do not have Steve Buschemi eyes. This is good.
6. Wonder: But Steve Buschemi is a great actor. Could I be a great actor?
7. Make faces in the mirror like you're acting
8. Play a David Bowie song and sing in the mirror
9. Fuck the mirror, keep singing Bowie. It's hard to dance and sing in a bathroom
10. This is fun. Avoid mirror, it's boring. Unless you're putting on Bowie makeup. Then I recommend the Life on Mars look.
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