Satirical Archaeology

When I was in maybe middle school, I was introduced to the story of the Nacirema. It was narrated by future archaeologists or anthropologists trying to determine the function of 20th-century objects found in North America.

"The daily body ritual performed by everyone includes a mouth-rite. Despite the fact that these people are so punctilious about care of the mouth, this rite involves a practice which strikes the uninitiated stranger as revolting. It was reported to me that the ritual consists of inserting a small bundle of hog hairs into the mouth, along with certain magical powders, and then moving the bundle in a highly formalized series of gestures.In addition to the private mouth-rite, the people seek out a holy-mouth-man once or twice a year."
--From Horace Mitchell Miner, "Body Ritual Among the Nacirema," American Anthropologist 58 (June 1956): 503-50.

This, of course, is a dentist.



As a famous archaeologist once wrote:

 "It is a sobering reflection that...the Crucifixion would be merely three large post-holes."

--Philip Barker, Techniques of Archaeological Excavation (Routledge, 2003): 172.



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