"Have your partner give you a 'sample.' Catch it in a cup or condom. Add warm lime. Do not warm lime in microwave - warm in hot sink. Then layer egg white (with a pH of 9 to 9.9) on top. You then incubate it for an hour and insert it into yourself with medical syringe. Lay with hips raised." - from Schott's Vocab, Gender Disappointment, 11/23/09
Sounds more like a recipe for no-bake key lime pie.
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